FML

It's really a crazy morning.



I mean ... been crazy for already two days.



Firstly, my broadband service isn't working as per normal. I gave them a chance by letting it blink slowly for one night. But after I came back from work yesterday, it wasn't normal yet!



So, I called and was controlling myself a lot when I talked to the servicing person. In my head I was thinking "he's just working there he doesn't own the company... he's just working there he doesn't own the company..."



Anyway, whatever. The line is still not working. FML.





Then, this morning I woke up at 5am. FIVE IN THE MORNING because I had really bad stomach cramps and if that is not bad enough, the noise from outside made the situation worst. The first thing that came into my mind was ...

1) huh, got ghost?

2) OMG someone is robbing... not my house right?

I related this story to Beanie and the first thing he thought was number two as well. -__-

And I stayed awake until I heard my dad arriving home from the bus station.



FML.

My stomach cramp turned worst but I still dragged myself out of the house and go to work.



BUT, when the lift went from the 10th floor (where I was staying) to the 3rd floor (where I parked my car), the lift just stopped at 3rd floor and the door refused to open. I saw the "floor indicator" if that is what you call it, the lights weren't even showing the floor number clearly.



Oh I hate my lift. How could my day be anymore worst?



I wanted to intercom the security room but my smart ass condo had sealed the "speaker" because it is spoilt I think. I stubbornly pressed the intercom button but no one was there to talk to me so FINE.



I kept pressing the BELL button asking for help. Duh. I heard someone shouting for me but hello, I can't here you from inside! What the heck are you talking about?



I looked at my watched, another hand pressing on my abdomen, my hands were cold as ice and my headache started to kick in. I wanted to try my luck on my handphone but there was no signal (obviously).



I was so damn mad I kept pressing the "open" button but the door wasn't responding.



Randomly, I kept pressing buttons to the other floors but there were no responds.



Lift runs on battery one meh?!?!?!?!?!



Anyway, after VERY LONG...ok it seemed long to me because I was trapped and not feeling very well.



I tried the "open" button again and magically, the door opened!!!!!



Wah I tell you I felt as if I had orgasm for the first time in my life if I know what's an orgasm. FML. Ok whatever, I don't know how and what it feels you go Google by yourself. I'm just expressing that it felt good not to be trapped in the lift.



My first time was trapping in the lift when I was in the new UTAR campus in Kampar. I think they haven't finished testing the lift?



Being trapped in lifts and any spaces would be the last thing you would want to experience. It's simply terrible.



p/s: FML FML FML I wanted to post this but the internet at the office kept breaking and I had to re-type! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY!


OK I need positive energy so good things will start happening again. Come on, show me some love.



XOXO,
theRascal